Gun & Shovel Armed System Sticker

Every home security company puts a sticker in your window. The sticker is, arguably, the whole product — most burglars don't want the hassle and a yard sign or decal is often enough of a deterrent. ADT knows this. Brinks knows this.

The Gun & Shovel Armed System sticker knows this too. It's a 3×3" outdoor-rated vinyl window decal styled exactly like a standard alarm company sticker — same layout, same official-looking text, same general vibe — except the company is Gun & Shovel, the logo is a crossed shotgun and shovel, and the fine print reads "24/7 Property Protection · Instant Response · Total Home Security · Guaranteed."

What It Says

The sticker reads: "This Home Protected By Gun & Shovel Armed System." Below that, the tagline: 24/7 Property Protection · Instant Response · Total Home Security · Guaranteed. The logo is clean — a high-contrast crossed shotgun and shovel that reads immediately from a distance.

From the street it looks like a real security decal. Up close it rewards the reader.

The Material

Outdoor-rated weatherproof vinyl. The same material used for actual security stickers, car decals, and window signage that lives in direct sunlight and rain. It'll hold up wherever you put it — front door glass, a sidelight window, a garage window, a mailbox.

Who It's For

People who:

• Want the deterrent effect without the monthly subscription
• Have a dry sense of humor about home security
• Want a housewarming gift that's actually funny and actually useful
• Own property and want visitors to think twice before assuming otherwise

More Stickers in the Shop

The Gun & Shovel sticker is part of a broader sticker lineup in the shop. Other current designs include:

• Retro Comic "OH SH*T!" Vinyl Sticker — vintage comic panel style
• Mondays Vinyl Sticker — retro comic sarcastic decal
• You BASIC Vinyl Sticker
• Shady AF Vinyl Sticker
• VARO Industries Holographic Graffiti Logo Sticker
• Real Wood Rebus Stickers — Woodworking Puns ($19.95 — laser-cut real wood)